February 2011
You're 9 and you use Facebook.
eunicecorn:
ilybabywannagirl:
When I was your age, I played Neopets like a boss.
i wonder if my neopets are dead…
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
January 2011
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
alyaae:
Your period
jazminsolange:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
OH LOOOL
theghostparty:
yellina:
-heatofthemoment:
...
ANDY SAMBERG COME TO ME YOU SWEET JEWISH PRINCE
-swaglikeaboss:
My instant reaction when I hear Chris Brown's...
ohmygerrika:
29551.) I still miss you, every single day. After...
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
FOREVER REBLOG. <3
“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get...
I'm Just waiting for you to talk to me...
& When you do I’m like…
29517.) Please don't forget me.
